Jokes

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Dating Protocol

Although this might not be the most politically correct thing you read today it probably will be the most accurate. Click To View

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Two IT Guys Talking In A Bar

Guess what,” says the first IT guy, “I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar.”

“What did you do?” says the other IT guy. Click To View

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Some Interesting Facts

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is hard as concrete. The woman’s heart beats faster than the man. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to hold our balance when we stand. …The woman has read this entire post. The man is still looking at his thumb…

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Watermelon Farmer

A watermelon farmer was determined to scare off the local kids who went into his watermelon patch every night to eat their fill.
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Another Tiger Woods Joke

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
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Catholic Coffee

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
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