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July 17, 2018 | Jokes 

Difference Dating Women By Race

Although this might not be the most politically correct thing you read today it probably will be the most accurate.

WHITE WOMEN:

First date
You get to kiss her goodnight
Second date
You get to grope all over and make out a bit
Third date
You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position

 

IRISH WOMEN:

First date
You both get blind drunk and have sex
Second date
You both get blind drunk and have sex
20th Anniversary
You both get blind drunk and have sex

 

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First date
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
Second date
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
Third date
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring
5th Anniversary
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
6th Anniversary
You find yourself a Mistress

 

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens
Second date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner Nothing happens again
Third date
You don’t even get to the third date and you realize nothing is ever going to happen

 

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date
Meet her parents
Second date
Set the date of the wedding
Third date
Wedding night

 

BLACK WOMEN:

First date
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner
Second date
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner
Third date
You get to pay her rent
Tenth Date
She’s pregnant by someone other than you

 

MEXICAN WOMEN:

First date
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her car
Second date
She’s pregnant
Third date
She moves in One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister’s boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip

 

JEWISH WOMEN:

First date
You spend all your money to impress her
Second date
You take a loan to keep the image
Third date
You’re broke, she finds someone wealthier

 

ARAB WOMEN:

First date
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out
Second date
You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to the goats

(No third date)
The POINT? DON’T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

 

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